Good morning! Let’s party. Here are 10 questions you can/should ask your doctor.

1. What is this test for?

Not asked nearly enough.

2. How many times have you done this procedure?

If they tell you “Four. But the odds are one of these times it has to go well.” I’d tell them they have nice shoes, and leave. Maybe you don’t need the part about the shoes.

3. When will I get the results?

You’re investing your time, concern, and money. You deserve an answer in reasonable time.

4. Why do I need this treatment?

Again, not asked enough.

5. Are there any alternatives?

6. What are the possible complications?

Important. Hold us accountable as providers for a rough percentage or how many times we’ve seen it happen.

7. Which hospital is best for my needs?

Please don’t get sucked into a hospital because it’s pretty and has a Starbucks. If your doc isn’t going to be the only one rounding on you (possible they won’t), I would ask about the nursing staff and hospitalists. This will be a good one to ask family and friends about as well. I always think it’s good to ask the doc which hospital they would have their parents or spouse go to. If you can’t trust their answer, you need to a new doc.

8. How do you spell the name of that drug?

Wish I could be there for this one. If it’s something easy like Plavix, pick another medicine even if you’re not on it. Pick evolocumab or Fondaparinux. Make ’em work for their money. They’re loaded.

9. Are there any side effects?

Tell the doc you looked at the package insert for awhile but can only remember 15-20 side effects and you know there were over 100. Ask her to list them.

10. Will this medicine interact with the medicines that I’m already taking?

Personally, I would ask the pharmacist this question as well. If you have trepidation about asking these questions, you should know that the patient in the room before and after you is asking me these questions. You should too.

Ask.